macklesufficient:

lily’s mother talking to her in the hospital the day after harry’s born like “have you been getting enough rest”
“I tried but it’s hard with all the crying”
“that’s normal for newborns”
“no harry slept like a rock I meant james”

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

imagine spock going back to vulcan to be honored with an award for scientific excellency or whatever

and even though its an award ceremony its still very solemn theres no clapping or cheering when people come on stage

finally its spocks turn and as he bows to the high priest and straightens up to receive his medal he hears a REALLY LOUD whistle from the audience

and he turns around and jims in the middle of all these stone faced vulcans like

image

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

rebornica:

" If you’re going to keep complaining about how the hole keeps getting deeper, then stop digging the hole and make an effort to start filling it in!

-Artman

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

arabtimelord:

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

 Mcgonagone

arabtimelord:

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

Mcgonagone

restlesscreation:

scarecrow-tinman:

theconquerorwurmple:

I’m really a cat person

The last one omg

HA!

prettybrilliantfunny:

When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What will it mean to you? (x)

sixpenceee:

pineapplebunnies:

sixpenceee:

menshouldbelikekleenex:

sixpenceee:

programmedtoexterminate:

sixpenceee:

xlosingsanityx:

sixpenceee:

There are more ways to make your heart drop than just scary. I’ll start with some I’ve heard over time and you guys reblog with your own. Remember to credit the original author if it’s not your own.
The smallest coffins are often the heaviest (by TheWolfOfWalmart)
According to the coroner’s report, he had almost untied the noose. (by lokiago)
"Wrong number" says a familiar voice (by bailiff)
For sale: baby shoes, never worn (by Ernest Hemingway)
He bottle feeds his wife’s killer (by charmingmysterious)
Brought roses home, keys didn’t fit (by shallowblue)

There was only one date on her gravestone.

Sorry solder, shoes only come in pairs. 

There were two big nooses and one tiny one.

Passengers this isn’t your captain speaking 

I opened the door expecting him, but got a flag instead

"So you and I are?" …. "Pronouns?"

She was three when she found out her parents weren’t immortal

Stephen King’s suicide note wins Pulitzer 

sixpenceee:

pineapplebunnies:

sixpenceee:

menshouldbelikekleenex:

sixpenceee:

programmedtoexterminate:

sixpenceee:

xlosingsanityx:

sixpenceee:

There are more ways to make your heart drop than just scary. I’ll start with some I’ve heard over time and you guys reblog with your own. Remember to credit the original author if it’s not your own.

  • The smallest coffins are often the heaviest (by TheWolfOfWalmart)
  • According to the coroner’s report, he had almost untied the noose. (by lokiago)
  • "Wrong number" says a familiar voice (by bailiff)
  • For sale: baby shoes, never worn (by Ernest Hemingway)
  • He bottle feeds his wife’s killer (by charmingmysterious)
  • Brought roses home, keys didn’t fit (by shallowblue)

There was only one date on her gravestone.

Sorry solder, shoes only come in pairs. 

There were two big nooses and one tiny one.

Passengers this isn’t your captain speaking 

I opened the door expecting him, but got a flag instead

"So you and I are?" …. "Pronouns?"

She was three when she found out her parents weren’t immortal

Stephen King’s suicide note wins Pulitzer 

hamletmachine:

~Must protect Bucky~

hamletmachine:

~Must protect Bucky~

carbonxribs:

a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty