lily’s mother talking to her in the hospital the day after harry’s born like “have you been getting enough rest”
“I tried but it’s hard with all the crying”
“that’s normal for newborns”
“no harry slept like a rock I meant james”
if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting
imagine spock going back to vulcan to be honored with an award for scientific excellency or whatever
and even though its an award ceremony its still very solemn theres no clapping or cheering when people come on stage
finally its spocks turn and as he bows to the high priest and straightens up to receive his medal he hears a REALLY LOUD whistle from the audience
and he turns around and jims in the middle of all these stone faced vulcans like
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
" If you’re going to keep complaining about how the hole keeps getting deeper, then stop digging the hole and make an effort to start filling it in! “
Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.
McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER
No classes together ever goodbyeMcgonagone
I’m really a cat person
The last one omg
When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What will it mean to you? (x)
There are more ways to make your heart drop than just scary. I’ll start with some I’ve heard over time and you guys reblog with your own. Remember to credit the original author if it’s not your own.
- The smallest coffins are often the heaviest (by TheWolfOfWalmart)
- According to the coroner’s report, he had almost untied the noose. (by lokiago)
- "Wrong number" says a familiar voice (by bailiff)
- For sale: baby shoes, never worn (by Ernest Hemingway)
- He bottle feeds his wife’s killer (by charmingmysterious)
- Brought roses home, keys didn’t fit (by shallowblue)
There was only one date on her gravestone.
Sorry solder, shoes only come in pairs.
There were two big nooses and one tiny one.
Passengers this isn’t your captain speaking
I opened the door expecting him, but got a flag instead
"So you and I are?" …. "Pronouns?"
She was three when she found out her parents weren’t immortal
Stephen King’s suicide note wins Pulitzer
~Must protect Bucky~
a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty